If our teacher didn't give us any homework we'd be wiser
Si la profe no nos pusiera deberes, seríamos más sabias/os

If it wasn't raining we'd live in anarchy
Si no estuviera lloviendo, viviríamos en anarquía

If there was some cheese we'd cook more food
Si hubiera queso, cocinaríamos más comida

If there was good weather we'd go to parties
Si el tiempo fuera bueno, iríamos a fiestas

If there was more money we wouldn't watch so much TV
Si hubiera más dinero, no veríamos tanto la tele

If people didn't play truant we'd go out to play football
Si la gente no hiciera pellas, saldríamos a jugar al fútbol

If there weren't teachers we'd be more beautiful
Si no hubiera profes, seríamos más bonitas/os o bellas/os

If people drove green cars they'd kill a lot of UFOs
Si la gente condujera coches verdes, se cargarían muchos OVNIs

If I studied a lot I'd have pigs and other animals
Si yo estudiara mucho, tendría cerdos y otros animales

If people wore sunglasses we'd be less afraid
Si la gente usara gafas de sol, tendríamos menos miedo

If we weren't so stupid we'd build larger houses
Si no fuéramos tan idiotas, construiríamos casas más grandes.